Man, who knew it would be this hard? I mean, blogging is tough work. I have to come up with an idea and then write it. I have to make sure it’s not completely garbage (though I do have my trusty editor who cleans things up) and worst of all, it has to be entertaining and full of juicy keywords to drive traffic to your blog.
How the hell do I know what’s entertaining? Here’s a clue, I don’t!
I like to think that I’m a rather open minded person, but growing up in a predominantly white community sometimes makes it hard for me to fully understand what it must like to be a minority. I don’t have any friends who are black, but I wish that I did so I can listen to their tales of woe and apologize for all the wrongs that “the man” has committed.
I know I’ve been hitting you kids up with some disgusting and disturbing images lately. So how about we take a break and have some bubble headed models with big cans talk about how the internet works on an infomercial?
And if you don’t like bubble headed, big canned models, I owe you pictures of puppies or babies in flower costumes or something.
I should just make a blog about things from Japan that make me want to vomit, because this sure as hell fits the bill. It’s a video that has some muscle girl that gets nude, but you probably have already looked at the picture there and noticed that isn’t a real woman’s face. I’m thinking that this is worse than all those NSFW anime statues I wrote about earlier.
I can completely understand why someone would like this. Real humans are a huge turn-off, man. Over exaggerated and monster-like features really get my oil boiling, if you know what I mean. I need a chick with eyeballs the size of Frisbees. Human heads are way overrated.
The NSFW cover is after the more tag. Clicking on it will not make it any better, even with the inclusion of nipples. Seriously, nipples should make everything better, but this is a rare case where they don’t. That fact alone is horrifying in it’s implications.
mundAIM is the creation of a Mr. Jacob Baake who in addition to being a crime fighting unicorn is also a spectacular comic book colorist who also has some groovy illustration skills. His coloring work has appeared in many places, most notably in the pages of Hector plasm and Popgun. mundAIM features real life IM conversations between Jacob and his friends that are a dozen times funnier than your average Garfield strip at worst and pure Comedy Gold at it’s best.
Remember kids, talent shouldn’t starve. You can get a nifty Baake designed shirt here:
You know why Santa was invented? I’ll tell you why, he serves the purpose of saving kids from having to look at the presents under the tree that you want to open up for weeks at a time. Forget all that hub bub about him being a mystical deity invented to keep kids in line. The only reason he’s around is to keep children from having to suffer needlessly. Seriously, I’ve got to look at all these damn presents piled up under the tree just waiting for me to open them and I can’t. I feel like my wife and my family has conspired to tease me with these gifts for some kind of sin I don’t remember committing.
Note: I never realized how many gay jokes there are in mundAIM, but it’s funny because it’s true. Take that, Matty!
To enlarge and enjoy, click on the pic.
mundAIM is the creation of a Mr. Jacob Baake who in addition to being a crime fighting unicorn is also a spectacular comic book colorist who also has some groovy illustration skills. His coloring work has appeared in many places, most notably in the pages of Hector plasm and Popgun. mundAIM features real life IM conversations between Jacob and his friends that are a dozen times funnier than your average Garfield strip at worst and pure Comedy Gold at it’s best.
Remember kids, talent shouldn’t starve. You can get a nifty Baake designed shirt here:
I love this video entitled, “IM IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR”. It features two things that I love: Christmas and extreme nerdery. One of the best parts about it is that they actually went to the trouble of animating annoying YouTube responses before real people made them. Sweet.
Anime certainly has it’s appeal with all its big robots and angst-ridden androgynous heroes. But anime can easily cross over into the realm of porn, and when it does it’s just a short jog over into the realm of creepy, sweat-stained uber-nerd fetish. There’s a whole segment of the collecting community that for some reason feels they need to have nude statues depicting bizarre animal women and sadomasochistic scenes as decor. After looking at hundreds of these things while working on this list, I feel like Nic Cage in 8mm. I’m in so deep I can’t get out! Click on the more tag so I can take you down with me.
